What happens when you leave town for a few days...

Dear Martyn, I am impressed. Bravo. Sincerely, Gayle PS: I kinda like it better this way. Can I keep it?

Got a craving for brains? Ever tried to dance like Michael Jason in your undies as a kid? Got a bit of exhibitionist in you? Join the Seattle Thriller dance crew. Mark your calendar boys and girls. At 3pm on October 27th, just days before Halloween, a group of Seattle's best will suddenly break into dance at a secret, but public, location in Seattle, to the greatest song ever...Thriller! We'll be attempting to break the Guinness World Record for simulatenous for the Largest Simultaneous Dance. So, invite your friends, enlist your significant other, call up a stranger, and convince a hobo to join in the dance.

On this day, Oct 25th, 2007, Martyn Ellis consumed one bacon martini. This physically, mentally, and spiritually destructive act was the result of the loss of two bets. The first bet, involving guestimates of invite lists, Martyn insists was justified, as he insists he is more intelligent than Gayle (though he did lose). The second, however, was clearly stupid, and involved attempting to consume a bar of bacon-chocolate in 30 seconds (as a result of losing his first bet).

We have a very important task ahead of us. Martyn's away for the weekend and has given me his keys because of the construction going on at my place. We'd really be letting Martyn down if he returned to find his condo in the same condition that he left.

It is a momentous occassion when a group of people lays down their (bottlecap) weapons and joins together for a single purpose...