The Boat is chartered, the DJ booked his calendar, and the Bartenders have ordered the booze! Grab a guy or gal and your sexiest white clothes for an outrageous boat party.

Because the day I've been dreaming about is finally here...

For the unitiated, Texas is the one of the only states in the US which was originally it's own country. Yup, I'm not kidding. Texas declared independence from Mexico in 1836 and existed as an independent nation until annexation by the US in 1845.

Hello Everyone, I'm turning 26, whcih means that cetain chapters of my life must close (aka being thrown out of bars, hooting at girls, throwing we paper-towels at my friends while they use the bathroom), while others, of course, will open. To mark the occasion I challenge you to join me on an adventure that will literally sweep across the city and will be forever remembered through the lenses of our digital cameras (unless I break all of them). The name of the game is Monopoly. The rules and details are known to me and me alone until the evening of the event. It's going to be a night to remember! ...until I black out...and am thrown out of tia lou's once again. -Martyn

Holiday Party with John, and then Christine and Cindy's Birthday, and then Alexa's Birthday

Dave's Birthday and a Potluck and Scott's. This is what happens when someone else has my camera...

The Trustfunds!

Get out your best W.T. or Ghetto clothes. We are getting down at the garage. Like always, costumes mandatory! We will have a DJ and dancing. We will have co-ed bowling tournaments, and we will have a ton of ridiculous fun!

For Dan's birthday, we wanted to do something truly special. A fine establishment with food, drink, and entertainment. The kind of place where everyone knows your name - or his name at least. But where could we find such a place? Why - Belltown Billiards Ristorante, of course! Yes, that's right - if you look at the sign (http://belltownseattle.com) for this classy joint, it is indeed called a "ristorante". For you skeptical readers, you'll notice that the menu lists items such as prawns sambuca, garlic prawn caesar salad, and a new york strip streak finished with a red wine reduction. Delicious!

Boys like girls *and* food - so why not bring them along for once? They can meet our awesome girls night crew :-) Dinner and drinks at my place - Potluck style! With that in mind... please bring the following: 1) Something to eat and/or drink. Add what you're bringing here 2) Male arm candy. ;-) Anyone male will work: guy friend, boyfriend, etc.

Just to be clear... this is a skirt *and* stache party... not a skirt or stache party.... Because the only thing hotter than a short skirt is a porn stache. We'll have some kegs and some liquor, but feel free to bring your own.

From 3pm until 6:30pm, we do a South Lake Union Pub Crawl. At 6:30pm the Ride The Ducks pick us up and we do a raucous, music bumping duck ride through the Streets of Seattle. This event is not for the timid, shy or innocent. Last year involved drunkenness, debauchery, public displays of nudity, public displays of affection and a variety of inappropriate late night hook ups. Without question, the most outrageous party we had last summer.

Eric 'Otter' Stratton: You guys up for a toga party? John 'Bluto' Blutarsky: Toga! Toga! Eric 'Otter' Stratton: Ah, I think they like the idea, Hoov.

Lust, Pride, Greed, Gluttony, Wrath, Sloth, Envy... all delicious when mixed with alcohol