We'll bring the sharpies, you bring a plain white t-shirt. Get ready to be written up - or all over... We'll write a word on your shirt when you enter. Your task is to spell it using other people's signatures (eg, WILD could be spelled with William, Ian, Lindsay and Danielle). First 20 people to spell their words win a special prize. The Grand Prize goes to whoever can cover their shirt entirely with graffiti (signatures, dirty notes, etc). Go wild. Leave your mark.

Got a craving for brains? Ever tried to dance like Michael Jason in your undies as a kid? Got a bit of exhibitionist in you? Join the Seattle Thriller dance crew. Mark your calendar boys and girls. At 3pm on October 27th, just days before Halloween, a group of Seattle's best will suddenly break into dance at a secret, but public, location in Seattle, to the greatest song ever...Thriller! We'll be attempting to break the Guinness World Record for simulatenous for the Largest Simultaneous Dance. So, invite your friends, enlist your significant other, call up a stranger, and convince a hobo to join in the dance.

On this day, Oct 25th, 2007, Martyn Ellis consumed one bacon martini. This physically, mentally, and spiritually destructive act was the result of the loss of two bets. The first bet, involving guestimates of invite lists, Martyn insists was justified, as he insists he is more intelligent than Gayle (though he did lose). The second, however, was clearly stupid, and involved attempting to consume a bar of bacon-chocolate in 30 seconds (as a result of losing his first bet).

Who wants to get pumpkins and get lost in a corn maze shaped like WA? You do!

Dave's Birthday and a Potluck and Scott's. This is what happens when someone else has my camera...

The Trustfunds!

When Hell Freezes Over: Devils vs Angels Are you good or evil? Nice or naughty? Devil or angel? Choose wisely... On Friday, October 12, you will arrive at Spitfire at 10pm dressed as either devil or angel. Once arriving, you will (hopefully) donate $5 to help support future Anti-Freeze events and, in exchange, you will receive three devil/angel cards. The Devil's Rules... Each card has a task on it ("Deliver your cheesiest pickup line to a stranger", "Do a shot without using your hands", etc). Assign this task to anyone by giving them the card. If they complete it: they sign the back, and retain the card to be given out to a victim of their choice. If they refuse: they must take three drinks (eg, large sips). Tsk tsk! There are three types of cards: Devil Cards: Can only be given only to devils Angel Cards: Can only be given only to angels Purgatory Cards: Can be given to anyone.

When you bring a dog to work...

Dinner party... with a surprise guest! ;-)

Cheering on Christine at the Portland Marathon... "I know you've been dying to spend a night on the town in Portland and now you've got the perfect reason - be my cheer squad for the Portland Marathon! Just make sure you wake up in time to watch me finish, and maaaaybe cheer for me along the way."

Martyn and John would like to invite you to Gayle's 25th Birthday Bash! Everyone's favorite social coordinator is turning the big 2-5, and we're marking the occasion with a ridiculously themed crawl through the ol' neighborhood (Belltown). The Theme: Tic Tac Toe. Everyone will receive a Tic-Tac-Toe card with a variety of challenging, ridiculous, or downright raunchy tasks on one side, and a consequence on the other. Pair up with a friend or two to make the tic-tac-toe, then deliver the consequence to another group of friends, and be ready to laugh (keep those camera's handy and remember, a picture says a thousand words, but a video says a whole lot more :-)).

Noc Noc has $0.25 beers after 9 on sunday. This is the kind of things legends are made of, when you tell your kids that you bought a beer for a quarter, they might actually (for a split second) want to be you, or at least think that maybe you were cool.

We have a very important task ahead of us. Martyn's away for the weekend and has given me his keys because of the construction going on at my place. We'd really be letting Martyn down if he returned to find his condo in the same condition that he left.

Get out your best W.T. or Ghetto clothes. We are getting down at the garage. Like always, costumes mandatory! We will have a DJ and dancing. We will have co-ed bowling tournaments, and we will have a ton of ridiculous fun!

For Dan's birthday, we wanted to do something truly special. A fine establishment with food, drink, and entertainment. The kind of place where everyone knows your name - or his name at least. But where could we find such a place? Why - Belltown Billiards Ristorante, of course! Yes, that's right - if you look at the sign (http://belltownseattle.com) for this classy joint, it is indeed called a "ristorante". For you skeptical readers, you'll notice that the menu lists items such as prawns sambuca, garlic prawn caesar salad, and a new york strip streak finished with a red wine reduction. Delicious!

It is a momentous occassion when a group of people lays down their (bottlecap) weapons and joins together for a single purpose...

Boys like girls *and* food - so why not bring them along for once? They can meet our awesome girls night crew :-) Dinner and drinks at my place - Potluck style! With that in mind... please bring the following: 1) Something to eat and/or drink. Add what you're bringing here 2) Male arm candy. ;-) Anyone male will work: guy friend, boyfriend, etc.

Just to be clear... this is a skirt *and* stache party... not a skirt or stache party.... Because the only thing hotter than a short skirt is a porn stache. We'll have some kegs and some liquor, but feel free to bring your own.

Once upon there was an intern named Julia, better known as "Intern 2". Intern 2, being dissatisfied with the secondary designation, requested a promotion to Intern 1 once Intern 1 had departed. Alas, while good things come to those who wait, the best things in life must be earned. It was decreed therefore that the completion of her final summer task - the washing of the mentor's car - would earn her such a promotion. Well, Julia, I dub thee Intern 1.

You might have heard of something called the "Seattle Freeze" - where people are polite, but never actually invite you out to play. Well, we've had it with that - this is your chance to invite everyone you know. So, go on, forward this on to your friends, friends of friends, and any other cool people you know. The more the merrier! Singles will given beads to exchange. How do you exchange them? However you want. :-) Is it a single party? Well, if you want it to be :-)